Thursday, May 1, 2008

Note to Consumers!

Watch out for OFF! brand "Smooth & Dry Feels Comfortable Powder Dry Formula" bug repellent! Upon application, this stuff creates a dense sphere of extra-potent rubbing alcohol vapor. You might as well keep an open canister of tear gas in your breast pocket.


It smells pretty good when it dries, though.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Raid Flea Killer smelled like fermented aliens. Also, it gave me vertigo once.